Writing you Fuck You break-up letters (for when a simple 'we're done' text does not apply) (for asshole significant others or asshole bosses)
 

Writing hilarious professional bio's that will make 72% of pheasant fuckers uncomfortable
 

Leading your next corporate brainstorming slash bonding retreat (be warned: anything is on the table)
 

Writing your tagline that titillates the people's mind
 

Creating custom swear words you can hurl at your enemies