Tell me, does the following make you squirm harder than a squirmy pink worm on acid? 🪱
👉 Your Substack newsletter name is as memorable as beige wallpaper and it's crushing your soul.
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👉 You've permanently dented your forehead after banging it against a wall trying to come up with a Substack bio that doesn't bore unsuspecting souls to death.
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👉 You break out in a cold hard sweat trying to write CTA's that actually lead to action, instead of stagnation.
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👉 You're not sure if your logo and fonts and styling are hideous or good or bad or YOU JUST DON'T KNOW, goddamnit!!!
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👉 You want to punch a baby every time you see someone with way punchier branding than you pop up in your Substack feed.
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👉 You're deeeeeeeeep inside your head about your entire Substack "branding" and you don't know if it's good or bad or average or what to do to make it better. ​​​
Figuring out how to stand out on Substack can feel as pleasant as getting a colonoscopy on your birthday. ðŸ˜
Thankfully, there's a (muuuuuch)better way!
INTRODUCING:
COMING SOON!!!
Finally, get...
✅ A Comprehensive Audit of your Substack Publication including your personal bio, newsletter bio, newsletter name, CTA's branding and more!
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✅ Sticky Newsletter Name Ideas that pop off the page
✅ Sticky Personal Bio Ideas that show the authentic you
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✅ Sticky Newsletter Bio Ideas that connect with your people
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✅ Sticky CTA Ideas that lead to action, not stagnation
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✅ Sticky Branding Ideas that make your logo, graphics, colors and page layout look beautiful
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✅ ...& Lots of Personalized Sticky Advice for Making Your Substack Stick In People's Minds!​​