Tell me, does the following relate harder than it should???
👉 You've permanently dented your forehead after banging it against a wall trying to come up with a Susbtack bio that doesn't suck harder than your Grandmothers shiny new vacuum?
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👉 Your newsletter CTA's currently feels lamer than a lame llama.
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👉 Your newsletter colors and fonts and styling is 'MEH', instead of 'MEEHHHHARRRRVELOUS!'
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👉 Your newsletter name is as memorable as beige wallpaper and it's crushing your soul.
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👉 You're deeeeeeeeep inside your head about your whole substack bio brand and you don't know if it's good or bad or average or really bad and you just want someone to swoop in and make the pain go away. ​​
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👉 You want to punch a baby every time you see someone with a way better newsletter branding pops up into your Substack feed.
Standing out from all of the other newsletters on Substack can feel like climbing Mount Everest with nothing but a blindfold on. Brrrr. ðŸ˜
Writing your newsletter is what you want to focus your energy on, but you can't shake the feeling that your current Substack brand is holding you back.
🤔 Do you need a more interesting newsletter name?!?!
🤔 Is your bio not interesting enough?!?
🤔 What if it's your branding that's off??!
🤔 Or maybe your CTA's aren't hooking people???
WISH YOU COULD SNAP YOUR FINGERS AND GET A STICKY SUBSTACK BRAND MAKEOVER? NOW YOU CAN!
Introducing:
Give your Substack brand a STICKY makeover that will have your newsletter name, bio and brand sticking like maximum strength duct tape in people's minds.
Hiiii. 👋
I'm obsessed with helping people boost their personal brands.
You know the old saying "don't judge a book by its cover"???
Well, unfortunately, people DO judge a book by its cover. Constantly. We all do it! They're what draws us to what's inside.
If covers didn't matter... there wouldn't be any covers. But the truth is, book covers DO matter. And so does your Substack brand.
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And that's where I come in.
I deep dive into who you are, your story, your personality, and help you position yourself on Substack to create a newsletter experience that sticks in people's minds like cottan-candy bubble-gum sticks on pink Converse shoes.
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Get Sticky On Substack is for people who:
✅ Want to take their Substack branding to the next level without punching a baby
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HOW IT WORKS
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First, you fill out a detailed questionnaire to help peel back the layers into who you are! Most people find it hard to strategically AND creatively position themselves on Substack and this questionnaire really helps to uncover hidden gems that make you super sticky in the minds of readers. Think of it as fun homework!
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Next, I bring out the massive nerd in me as I dive into your answers, looking for patterns, deciphering answers, connecting the dots and uncovering your Substack Stickiness factor.
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Then? I give you all of my suggestions for what I'd change if your Substack Brand was my own! You'll walk away with a detailed report of what I see, and sticky suggestions for boosting your Substack brand to be as sticky as possible (like neon-colored maximum strength duck tape) in the minds of your audience! I do the analyzing, you do the implementing!
WHAT'S INCLUDED
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Detailed questionnaire for you to fill out to peel back the layers of who you are, what you write about, and more!
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Review of your questionnaire + in-depth analysis of your Substack profile including your personal bio, newsletter bio, logo/branding, headlines, and CTA’s
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Google Doc with my recommendations for up-leveling your Substack Personal Brand (name ideas, bio ideas, CTA ideas written out that you simply copy and paste!)
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Screenshare video of me walking through your profile and my recommendations
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1 Week Turnaround (from questionnaire submitted to final review delivered to you)
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If you're not in love with the ideas I come up with, a free 45-minute call + revisions delivered to you